One Horsepower Parking
True Navy / S
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
$59.95
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One Horsepower Parking
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
$59.95
Free shipping on orders over US$100 or equivalent in local currency.
THE STORY BEHIND THIS TEE
The height restriction is 1.55m. The horse protests. She remains composed.
An onna-bugeisha on horseback faces a five-level automated tower parking system. Cars are stacked vertically. The entry slot reads 高さ制限 1.55m. She and the horse are considerably taller than 1.55m. The horse is fully outraged — both hooves off the ground, head thrown back. She is looking forward. Back straight. Reins in hand. Katana at her hip. Completely uninvested in the horse's position on this matter.
The seal reads 不動心. The immovable mind. The horse moves. She does not. She predates the rule by eight hundred years.
She is not going to fit. She never will.
Comfort Colors 1717. Garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight construction. Ukiyo-e woodblock print aesthetic — rendered in the tradition of Utagawa Kuniyoshi.
Tomoe's Dojo Collection — Stoic Samurai Society.
PRODUCT SPECS
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for clean look and strength
- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in multiple colors.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean.
CARING FOR YOUR TEE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
SHIPPING
All our Tees are made to order. Delivery timing varies by destination. We’ll email your tracking link when your order is ready to ship.
Free Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $100
Processing Time
Orders are typically shipped within 7 to 14 days of placing your order.
Delivery Times
Domestic (US): 2 to 5 business days after shipment
International: 4 to 15 business days depending on customs clearance
International orders may be subject to customs duties or import taxes charged by your local customs authority on delivery. These charges are the customer's responsibility and are outside our control.